W00t! This just went to the top of my list of wants. Why aren't these in mass production yet? Check this link out http://tenttop.home.att.net/ .
Ok- so it can go anywhere, seats 8, and has 3 doors per side. Once you get where you are going, bam! Tent on top with mattresses. This makes it much harder for the zombies/bears to sneak up on you and drag you kicking and screaming from your tent. Ohh snap- I just thought of zombie bears.... I'm not gonna sleep well tonight. (Fact: Bears like beets slightly more than humans, so throw some around your camp to keep them busy.)
Next feature- quick release bumpers double as 5 foot ramps. What did they have in mind when they designed them? Driving across small ravines? Jumping you dirtbike over the tent top? Maybe it is to be used in conjunction with the trailer that this is set up to pull. You could throw a Rhino on there with a .50 cal mounted in the bed and use the ramps to load/unload when you need to do some quick running and gunning.
Let's talk about the paint job on this thing- not your namby-pamby glossy paint job. This paint is actually pickup bed liner with coloring in it. Have you ever seen how tough that stuff is? If Chevy were still using their old "Like a Rock" slogan, they would have been all over this thing.
*shakes head to clear horrible "Like a Rock" song out of head*
This is for sale- if anyone buys it, consider me your new best friend, because you are obviously overflowing with awesome.
Dude, now I have that effing song stuck in my head. Damn the man who wrote that "like a rock" theme.
ReplyDelete...I think Michael Bolton wrote it.
ReplyDeleteMikey, how did you trim your mustache down to be so Mexican-esque?
My 'stache actually just grew that way because it was Cinco De Mayo. Also, Michael Bolton is a total NTAC, but I think Bob Seger wrote the song whose name shall not be spoken. Sorry for getting it in your head Dr Ninjaputo
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